beer poached

having a 'still good' beer taken from your reserved table/bar space by a friend or stranger whom may have mistaken it for their own, or perhaps just a douchebag that has formed an art of the technique.

Person A: "That asshole totally just took my beer..that whore!"
Person B: "Looks like you just got beer poached."

by EViL2uCe February 18, 2010

Office Ponce

A home based or head office based employee who descends upon a smaller office (usually coinciding with the visit of the General Manager, CEO, COO etc.) and then proceeds to prance about looking important in their suits, whilst generally chatting shit really loudly telling the world their job title, where they live, where they go on holiday, yadda yadda yadda!

Office Ponce
Salesmen /women
Human Resources
Managers
Personal Assistants
Executives

by shank69 April 9, 2012

asshole pinche

1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.

2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole

" no please! not another asshole pinche!"

by coco lala banks December 2, 2013

Shadow Pincher

Sex term. Positioning your hand like a doberman pincher shadow puppet and using it on a female sexually. THREE IN THE STINK; THUMB IN THE PINK!

This girl needed more last night, so I had to sick the Shadow Pincher on her. Good Dog.

by murmursho June 1, 2015

Pouch Poacher

A girl who steals another girl's man from them.

Damn, Sophi took home Corey's man from the bar last night. She's such a pouch poacher!

by Stud Mcmuffinman June 2, 2015

jaden ponce

arianah rico's boyfriend

hey look at jaden ponce

by baby.boy September 10, 2019

Beer Ponce

Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.

"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"

by theslaughterhouseblog December 28, 2019