alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a dildo
alex p: hey alex, we're still going to use the alaskan pipeline i made last night, right
alex r: hell yeah we are, ALASKAN PIPELINES ROCK
alex r: hell yeah we are, ALASKAN PIPELINES ROCK
by mathias420 June 7, 2004
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While on a picnic at the beach, he gathered up tarballs and froze them so he could surprise his girlfriend with a Louisiana pipeline.
by trashybags July 8, 2010
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Shit a firm, long shaped turd on a cutting board, plastic wrap, etc. Put it in a freezer until it's solid, then use it as a dildo and fuck your chick with it. RE: call in on Bubba the Love Sponge show.
Missy's lesbian girlfriend lost their strap-on so they had no choice but to do the Alaska pipeline but Missy didn't like the mess when it thawed.
by Flech belcher May 30, 2008
Get the Alaska pipeline mug.the act of a man taking a shit on the toilet while fucking a girl in the ass. thereby giving the illusion that the woman is shitting through the mans dick and out his ass.
by shfty August 4, 2007
Get the pipeline mug.The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time
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Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!
by papajewww September 29, 2010
Get the american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket mug.Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, a Kentucky Fried Pipeline involves the stuffing of a condom with fried chicken. After the stuffing, freezing the condom and using it as a fried chicken dildo makes it a Kentucky Fried Pipeline.
Hey, we've got a lot of left over chicken here...let's make a Kentucky Fried Pipeline to shove up each other's asses.
by ChicknGuy8 December 23, 2009
Get the Kentucky Fried Pipeline mug.A person that partakes in the act of defecating into a snow bank to freeze the log for use as a dildo in the future. Some may use condoms or saran wrap to reduce mess and health complications.
by Frank Snowl December 18, 2012
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