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Pinocchio Hipster

Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.
Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.
by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 18, 2014
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Portly Pinocchio

New York’s newest congress-critter is habitual liar and tub of goo George Santos, who got sketchy cash and an entire cult of republicans behind him. the Portly Pinocchio will likely not finish his term and instead get extradited to Brazil for prosecution.
by Uncle Joosie January 16, 2023
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pinocchio 69

When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.

Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.

Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.

What a fucking mess!!!
by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014
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Pinocchio

A lying prick that shoves his nose up his ass every night
E.g. yo your such a Pinocchio
by Landskyver January 25, 2022
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Pinocchio

Shaving eyes into your pubic hair and whenever you have an erection, you accept that you’re lying to yourself and you are actually attracted to the other sex.
I’m confused sexually after listening to my Pinocchio.
by Ye ole cuckler May 6, 2021
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pinocchio's nose

A sexual act in which you go in a girl soft and slowly get harder and harder as your erection gets longer and longer inside of her
Man #1: "It's hard for me to keep and erection without meds"
Man#2: " Well maybe you should try pulling a pinocchio's nose, then you could get one in the minst of doing the hanky panky"
by foxygranpa April 26, 2015
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964 Pinocchio

Person one: dude have you seen 964 Pinocchio?
Person two: yeah, that shits weird
by IHasEars! August 15, 2022
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