lilly-padding

(v) street slanging for licking a toad to get high. This process was made popular by the show family guy and is also known as frenching the prince and doing kermit.

Guy 1: this party sucks
Guy 2: Yeah let's leave and do some lilly-padding at my place

by BOSOX2007 August 17, 2009

peek a boo paddington

to cum on a stuffed animal of a girlfriend

I was makin sex with my girlfriend when I pulled out and cummed on her stuffed paddington bear. Hence, Peek a boo paddington!

by LeRenardS13 March 8, 2008

piddly diddly department

1. The act of urination.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned piddly diddly department before I soil my underknickers.

by homosexual March 29, 2003

Padding the Net

Gambling, specifically on a game of Table Tennis (Ping-pong).

The stakes were raised after Padding the Net. Fortunately, I walked away with 40 dollars.

by Islemage February 14, 2018

Piddly Winks

Piddly Winks is a game where a button is dropped into a urinal and a competitor pees making the button go round in a circle. The winner is the person who gets the most rotations of the button.

Jim: "I had a game of Piddly Winks but only managed to get a score of 4!"

Bob: "That's nothing! My high score is 31!"

by B0ttinat0r July 15, 2009

padding

1. The blank leaves added at the end of a thin publication so as to form a volume with sufficient thickness to be rounded and backed and/or to be lettered on the spine. Unfortunately, the paper used for this purpose is usually of an inferior quality, and becomes embrittled and transfers its acidity to the leaves of the publication. Also called "filler," or "filling." 2. A method of securing ruled, printed or blank leaves by the application of a padding compound, and sometimes a cloth or other reinforcing liner, to one edge (frequently the top) of the sheets which have been jogged even on the binding edge and placed under pressure. Special padding troughs, clamps and presses are used to facilitate padding large quantities at one time. See also: PAD COUNTER (2) ;PADDING COMPOUND . 3. A method of applying dyestuff to the grain surface of a leather or tawed skin, particularly the latter, in cases where it is not feasible to immerse the skins in the dyestuff liquor because of the increased fullness and decreased stretch which will result from such immersion.

by VAKI5 November 2, 2003

Piddle

the act of peeing a little bit because of so much laughter

I laughed so hard I think I just piddled.

by thepiddler September 9, 2011