Phalliphiliac

A girl addicted to penis.

It is assumed that Jenna Jameson is a phalliphiliac.

by Dan Mar. July 16, 2008

phallicy

1. a deceptive, misleading, or false notion, belief, etc. expressed for the benefit of one's penis
2. a misleading or unsound argument supporting an act which would be pleasurable for one's penis
3. deceptive, misleading, or false nature regarding one's penis, esp. size; erroneousness in relating facts regarding one's penis
4. In logic: any of various types of erroneous reasoning that render arguments supporting an act which would be pleasurable for one's penis logically unsound

He boasted that he was well-endowed, and this became a commonly believed phallicy.

He said he loved her, but it was only a phallicy.

All of his former hook-ups accused him of phallicy.

The most commonly used phallicy the fourth kind is "Everybody's doing it."

by Feistyy June 17, 2010

Phallicious

A portmanteau of phallic and delicious;

1. Describing a situation of penile ubiquity.
2. Describing a male of exemplary sexual prowess.

Oliver: "Hey Gregory! Yesterday I went to that one phallicious internet sesspool of live-streaming voyeurism and nearly swallowed my own tongue!"
Gregory: "Oliver! I thought I told you to stop using my grandmother's computer to explore your sexuality on ChatRoulette."
Oliver: "Duly noted."
Gregory: "Guffaw!"

by Detective Magnus Bojaxhiu. May 13, 2010

Phalliban

"America’s killjoy campaign against the male body’s, er, maleness" (Mark Simpson)

"I could understand if the FDNY was worried that Biserta’s hot body might be starting more fires than it puts out. Instead it seems like just another example of the puritanical American Phalliban trying to turn back the commodification cock that American consumerism started ticking."

by BondageTop November 27, 2009

phalicon

The arrangement of icons on a computer desktop in a phallic shape.

Rachel was being such a douchebaguette that I just had to put a phalicon on her computer.

by Shihtheed June 17, 2010

phallocephaly

The correct clinical diagnosis for the condition of being a dickhead. An Axis VI diagnosis.

That guy just walked into the hospital, demanded that he be admitted for Cholera, then when it was determined he did not have it, he threatened to sue all the staff. He doesn't have a diagnosable mental disorder, but boy, does he suffer from phallocephaly!

by Psych77 December 2, 2011

phallocopter

When, due to pelvic gyration, the penis spins, orbiting about its base like a blade of a helicopter rotor. Also called helicopter dick.

I spent an hour spinning my hips in the mirror trying to do the phallocopter.

by ThisFrigginGuy December 20, 2015