One Percenter Problem

A problem that a person whose income percentile is in the top 1% of a wealthy, industrialized country's income experiences that people in the 99% would probably roll their eyes at.

(This term is a continued division of the term "First World Problem.")

Which iPad 3 should I buy for my dog, the white or black one? I know this is a One Percenter Problem, but I'll just get both.

by EMarcisak04 June 16, 2012

Percy Hardon

When Percy Harvin does something so insane you draw wood.

Tim: Hey did you see Percy Harvins run last name?
Joe: Did I see it?! I had a Percy Hardon all night!

by Vanilla Weis March 3, 2009

Ten Percenter

A "Ten Percenter" is a frequent patron of casinos and horse/dog racing tracks who will cash your winnings

(if over the $600 taxable limit) for you, putting himself down as the winner, then paying you.

For this service, the Ten Percenter charges you 10%.

That way, you do not have to report the winnings.

This practice is illegal, but it happens. If you are
"connected", you will know who the Ten Percenters are.

Mikey: "I just won 5 g's on the 10 horse !"
Bob: "what's that after taxes ?"
Mikey: "taxes ? I'll giv it to Vin.

He's the Ten Percenter in this joint."

by baby shanks777 March 22, 2011

Percyomadridista

A self-righteous Urban Dictionary author that thinks his/ her shit does not stink. This fucktard places meaningless bullshit on this forum and expects me to approve his shitty suggestions about how Americans should be defined. He/ she claims to be worldly and cultured and passes judgement on todays youth and their shortcomings. Here is an idea you fucking cum junky....go get a fucking job and get the fuck off of UD...oh and tell your mother to stop licking my taint and gargling my swingin tater sack....bitch

Percyomadridista is another word for a middle aged man-hooker with one testicle, an inverted penis and a butthole full of now & laters

by Fartbucket O'Malley January 14, 2011

percy jackson (the book series

Like the history of mythology but 4 quarters history and one quarter mythology

I love percy jackson (the book series

by EXPERT BOOK PERSON January 20, 2022

pointing percy at the porcelain

The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.

"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"

by John Superman December 6, 2013

once percenter

Once percenter is a lesser man that claims he a one percenter.but then rides same club as his wife

Theo Bro. .are u outlaw biker...no me and Mrs are once percenter by our charter...riding together has strength our marriage.

by N3v1ll3 May 2, 2019