Penal Fart

When you pretend to cum to get out of a bad sexual experience.

I had to Penal Fart the other night with Rotundra, it was below average puss!

by Kokktapus February 18, 2025

URBAN PENAL CLASS

Ones incarcerated that connect to a PENAL SEX CIODE in an interesting way.

It is likely AARON WATSON PECKHAM gas an URBAN PENAL CLASS that indulges in all kinds of SEX IN prison and then sends each SEX ACT as a very well executed clear non ambiguous definition.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 20, 2021

Penal fracture

When you fall on your boner so hard that it breaks in half

I got a penal fracture while trying to chase Jessica at the prom dance

by dickWad25 July 16, 2020

Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 26, 2013

Penal

Penis in the anal. Penal

I decided to try penal with my pet frog named Eric.

by Peen Lord69 February 21, 2019

Penal

Synonym to the word ‘penis’, ie male sex organ.

“Sir could you repeat number 6?”
“Penal”
“Hehehehhahah”
“Oh you think it’s funny because it sounds like penis?”
“Yes”
“Keep going little boy & I’ll have you suck my penal after class ;)”

by CumGoblin69 February 16, 2022