penal infection

When you accidentally spit windshield wiper fluid into your friends urethra.

Oh no my friend has a penal infection I guess it’s time to sacrifice him to the Egyptian sun god!

by Penal infection April 13, 2022

Penal control

You controlled the penis

Jack: WOOOOO I DID PENAL CONTROL
the penis: you will not keep me shackles for long, Jack…

by Boobsucc March 28, 2023

Penal control

You controlled the penis

Jack: WOOOOO I DID PENAL CONTROL
the penis: you will not keep me in shackles for long, Jack…

by Boobsucc March 28, 2023

Penal Queef

When a man has a moist queef out of his dick.

“She was giving me brain and i had a penal queef in her mouth. She said it tasted like Feta Cheese

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

grande penalitis

When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.

My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.

by stang man33 September 9, 2010

Penal fracture

When you fall on your boner so hard that it breaks in half

I got a penal fracture while trying to chase Jessica at the prom dance

by dickWad25 July 16, 2020

Penal butter

When you stick your dick in peanut butter and have your dog lick it up.

“Son, what are you doing with the dog? I’m just giving it some penal butter.”

by Penal man May 1, 2020