podgatory

In the container management software, Kubernetes, podgatory is the state of any given pod where they are in an indefinitely unready state, while still responding on the liveness probe, thus never being restarted and never receiving traffic.

"Oh man, we've got 50 pods in podgatory today because some dweebs didn't configure their readiness probes correctly"

by seeker44 September 18, 2018

Poogatory

The state of having an impending shit, but being stuck in the have to/don't have to state.

"coach wants me to run laps but I can't because I'm in poogatory and might accident launch a sewer pickle."

by Snakeplizzken September 18, 2019

Purgatory Boyfriend

When your relationship is falling apart, and you don't know if you want to break up, so you and your partner go on a break. Stuck in the realms of the relationship. (Works with shady friends too)

"Listen, you yell at me again, I'm gonna send you to purgatory."

"Why are you texting me? I told you I need my space from you. This is not what a purgatory boyfriend is supposed to do. Bye, Satan."

"I really don't know what he doesn't understand...I'm glad he's my purgatory boyfriend right now. This relationship is too much right now."

by FrankTheTankHP August 9, 2020

Poogatory

When you needing to go for a poo but it's not coming out.

Not to be confused with constipation.

I want to go to sleep, but I'm stuck in poogatory.

by Connor Robertson April 10, 2021

digital purgatory

The indefinite amount of time someone experiences during a transfer in a Star Trek transporter. For some, it's a moment, for others, an eternity.

I hate going to the DMV. I feel like I'm stuck in digital purgatory.

by pdobrinen May 29, 2011

Bathroom Purgatory

The act of being mentally finished with a shit, but not physically.

I’m ready to wipe, but I’m stuck in bathroom purgatory.

by DeadlyNarwhals May 19, 2020

mormon purgatory

1. The place non-mormons go when they die while waiting for their baptism to enter mormon heaven.

So I was hitting it from behind with this mormon chick and I pull out and she says "You're going to hell for wasting your cum"
"No I'm going to mormon purgatory because I'm not mormon."

by Chronoshorse December 6, 2020