a payton is normally a mix of a bitch and a sweetheart. she plays hard to get and normally likes someone that doesnt like her back. she gets rid of fake friends right away and is never around toxic people. she has a special sarcastic talent as well.
Joshua: did you see how sarcastic payton was in class?
Annalise: yes! it was very funny.
by sarcasm queen😇 November 25, 2018
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The prettiest girl out there... she's always smiling, her laugh is contagious ... once you get to know her you will love her.... she has the most star gazing brown eyes... always willing to help anyone out.. very understanding and loving ...
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Being caught jacking off to a static screen, while seven others blast porn.
While gaming, one of the dogs slipped down stairs. Must have been sometime, anyhow she came back up looking horrified. We go downstairs, one of the room doors are open. We go inside, theres The Payton, dick in hand to a blank screen, with seven others blasting rough guy on guy on guy on guy porn.
by Rff28 July 12, 2021
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he's gay mostly weird if you're a Payton you better run or ill pee on you!!!!
payton your gay
payton: thanks
by greatboi<3 November 2, 2020
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a hooker that is awkward in a lot of situations. She has mosquito bite tits and loves it up the ass
Damn why are you master payton
by thisguy25 November 5, 2010
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A fucking asshole who says they like u and then falls off the edge of the world.
oh look its a wild asshole, no it isnt its payton
by juanito yo mom ito June 23, 2020
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