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pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.
There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.
by crudmonkey May 16, 2022
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Pavement roadkill

When ones old dilapidated underwear finally gives out and falls down in public. This is only an issue if you’re wearing a skirt, dress or kilt. If you choose to step out of it and keep walking you are turning your ancient underwear into pavement roadkill.
I’m going commando today, my underwear is pavement roadkill.
by Estella Botha January 17, 2020
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Pavement sweepers

Underwear that has lost the will to stay up. It’s so old and dilapidated, that it threatens to (or indeed actually does) fall down and sweep the pavement. The act of pavement sweeping is when one keeps walking with the aforementioned undergarments around their ankles.
I’ve got to go shopping for new underwear, all I’ve got left are pavement sweepers
by Estella Botha January 17, 2020
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pavement popper

A homeless retard who uses crowbars to pop manhole covers.
Often enjoys eating tables when they’re high on weed.
Ayo! It’s the pavement popper! Didn’t he steal those tables from Walmart and ate them?
by I eat pigs November 23, 2020
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pounding pavement

Pound pavement means that you are seriously determined to find a job. You dive in and seriously devote all energy absolutely not stopping until you have one.
Hey man, where has he been?”
“He’s getting nervous and has been pounding pavement until he gets work.”
by Suzdip February 9, 2018
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pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.
Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.
by jamison23 September 30, 2009
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