A beauty in Scarborough,Ontario who is known for partaking in the full send. Patty cane is known for gurksing mandem on the ice for the Leaside flames. If you ever show up to his house be ready to hack bare darts.
by Monsterman89 November 16, 2018
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by Johny Fresh March 15, 2014
hey, sponge bob! where's my crabby patty?
by blaine July 16, 2003
by Fallenwhitesnow January 24, 2022
Patty and Selma Bouvier are fictional characters on the long running, animated show "The Simpsons". They are the older twin sisters of Marjorie Jacqueline "Marge" Simpson(nee Bouvier). The twins each have large, puffy light-purple hair. They are both avid smokers with graveled voices, presumably hereditary as both their mother and sister have the same graveled voices. Although they are largely the same, there are a few ways that they are different. The main way being that Patty is a lesbian. Selma wears a sleeveless, knee length blue dress and oval necklace while Patty wears a short sleeved, knee length orange dress, with blue pearls. Both sisters desperately hate Homer Simpson, their brother in law and do everything they can to cause him pain and humiliation.
Patty: Hey, Selma, there's Homer, going into the kwiki mart.
Selma: We could spray paint his car.
Patty: We could never do that. We're not lonely old maids, with nothing better to do than smoke and troll other people...oh, wait, we are!!!
Selma: I'll get the paint.
Oh, Patty and Selma.
Selma: We could spray paint his car.
Patty: We could never do that. We're not lonely old maids, with nothing better to do than smoke and troll other people...oh, wait, we are!!!
Selma: I'll get the paint.
Oh, Patty and Selma.
by PositivelyPisces June 13, 2016
When someone shits between someone else’s bootycheeks and it smooshes to make a patty, with the cheeks as the buns.
by Mr. Kraps April 26, 2019