Douche Bag Parasite 

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.

Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"

Douche Bag Parasite by MissDoll February 11, 2010

X parasite 

A breed of organic life, the X Parasites are the most dangerous species of sentient life in the universe. They can infest themselves in a host body, thereby creating them a new body to live in.

"X Parasites are dangerous, man."

X parasite by FinalHazard April 25, 2004

Douche Bag Parasite 

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.

Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"

Douche Bag Parasite by MissDoll February 11, 2010

Penis Parasite 

Much like a Penis Leach, but having higher aspirations. Attaching oneself to the genitals of a male supervisory figure for the sole purpose of self recognition. Essentially sucking your way to the top. Most notably taking the role of a boss as an hourly employee just to bolster your monstrous Ego and act important.

Chuck is such a Penis Parasite.

Penis Parasite by Bob Bob Returns October 7, 2005

Social parasite 

A blurted suddle point or opinion that has some basis of truth but is usually derogatory in nature. Usually given by hard harted persons just to gain social acceptance at the expense of others.

Sometimes reffered to as parasite.

Joe thinks he's cool. But I hate hanging arround a social parasite.

Social parasite by RJ September 4, 2004

piss parasite 

One who decides to drink your alcohol....
And does so without conviction.

" Man this beer is going down soooo well Sedrick "
" Yeah, even Steve likes it... "
" What ! Is he drinking our beer ?! "
" He sure is... "
" Piss Parasite ! "

piss parasite by Little_Sedrick July 31, 2008

X parasite 

A parasitic life-form that obtains a new host body by destroying the original and creating a copy.
An X Parasite samples DNA data from previous hosts and can then change it's shape accordingly. X Parasites have been known to copy the actions of the hosts so perfectly that often there are X Parasites walking in the streets of you local city and nobody even realises it.
The X Parasite, if threatened, will destroy a life-form and steal it's DNA.

Proceed with caution, it is expected that the X Parasites have infected the area.

X parasite by Mechacrazie2k August 12, 2005