Pandora Wars

A game in which you and your friends play different stations on Pandora.com

It's all about having fun and finding new music.

Person 1: Hey you want to play Pandora Wars?

Person 2: I like Spotify Wars more.

Person 1: Hey as long as good music is being played, that's all that matters!

by InterstellerEndeavor395 June 20, 2018

Pandora's Balls

(Noun): When you're at the urinal, and your "undercarriage" or "berries" are simply too big to get out of the zipper of your pants, but you get them out anyway - thus "Pandora's Balls" have been released and cannot easily be put back where they came from.

Both at urinal
Steve: Holy shit man! You've unleashed Pandora's Balls!!! Do you need me to call the Paramedics??
Rick: NO! it is I alone who must live with and rectify this cruel fate!

by ronckheim st. bibbins May 22, 2025

Pandora's Box

In Project Zomboid, Pandora's Box means when you open a door of any building and a horde of zombies appears after you open it. catching you off guard and most likely resulting in your death

Person: "Damn, all 4 of us died because we opened Pandora's Box." (Louisville Grand Ohio mall)

by Zepherixs August 17, 2023

pandora`s bowl

On any bathroom, when you are unlucky enough to lift a seat cover and find that it's full of s**t.

bro 1: bro, went to the john and dang! I opened pandora`s bowl. What a s****y day this is..

bro 2: There goes my lunch..

by etomack September 27, 2010

Pandora glue

When you can't leave your desk because Pandora is playing every song you've ever loved.

I really had to step out to pee but I couldn't. I was held in place with Pandora glue.

by Emarie21 June 16, 2016

pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off

Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?

by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025

Pandora’s Snatch

A woman that is both loose and slutty.

There was a faint taste of Doritos in her undies. I mustn’t have been the only one to open up Pandora’s snatch today.

by FudgeCycle69 June 17, 2022