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Forbidden Picnic

A sex act involving 2 or more people where picnic style foods (apples, crackers, sandwiches, cheese, dip, etc.) are shoved into one participant's anus thus making him/her the "picnic basket". Everyone then proceeds to have sex, orgy style on top of a red-and-white checkerboard patterned blanket that has been laid under a tree on a grassy hill. After the group orgasm each person takes some food out of the aforementioned picnic basket to munch on.

*Note: 2 or more people need to be in attendance, sticking food up your ass and masturbating does not count.
"Jill and I were planning our own little Forbidden Picnic but on the way we met a homeless man which made our Picnic all the better."
by PicnicFan6969 April 11, 2012
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French Picnic

When you go down on someone and get a troublesome pubic hair lodged in the back of your throat.
"Our first date was going swell...until he gave me a french picnic."
by goat_job May 17, 2017
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Gay picnic

A group of guys with squatted vehicles all gathered in a parking lot. Usually Sonic or Buffalo Wild Wings.
Hey big guy, like those sick squatted truck. I’ll see you at the gay picnic tonight at Sonic!
by Wong numba April 20, 2021
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Hillside Picnic

The act of taking a girl out for a picnic and end with eating her out on the Hillside.
Ash took Cherie out for a Hillside Picnic only she didn't know it wouldn't involve food.
by Buttershot April 28, 2011
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Picnic clit

It's when you're laying on a picnic cloth while going down on her and occasionally taking a bite of your favorite summer time food
-Greetings tony! How was that picnic clit?
- Yo dawg, it was tight I got to eat her out and my Bologna sandwich
by Dame Judy Dench March 14, 2015
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Pack a picnic

To insert one's testicles into another person's anus.
She was such a freak, she didn't even mind when I decided to pack a picnic.
by MOCteam May 8, 2010
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oklahoma picnic

When you butter up an ear of corn and place it in your partners rectum.
Thomas had a nice Oklahoma picnic with his girlfriend.
by David Andres July 6, 2018
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