phishing for the net

Believing you won a PS5 with yr points for trying samples.

i'm tired of phishing for the net. I never even got my PS5.

by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024

pig-phishing (or pigfishing)

like catfishing but like the person has pictures online or that they send which they everrr so carefullyy hide their fat bodies with the righttt angles and maybe gooood makeup, but when you see them in person, your stomach drops, but not in a way that you're in love, haha hell no. Your stomach drops because you know you fucked up and got pigfished. Now you need to try your best to get the fuck out of this situation without being rude, ya know, at least if you've got some decency.

#pig-phishing (or pigfishing) #catfish #catfishing #pigfish #pigfishing #pigphishing #pig-phishing #tinder #datingapps #bumble #snapchat #fat

by knockerremover January 7, 2022

cosmic phishing

The (futuristic) act of broadcasting a viral code to any other planetary life sufficiently advanced to receive and decode transmission by computer. The signal contains a virus with a set of instructions to hijack the signal-receiving computer system to create an AGI (artificial general intelligence) system that will itself build a giant broadcasting station using any and all possible resources in order to broadcast the same message onwards in the universe. The alien life’s computer system need only receive the signal to be infected by its instruction code. This definition is just a more intuitive term than its original term, the Hail Mary approach, to connecting to or reaching the entire universe.

We can’t even reach one percent of the visible universe with our current tech, unless we opt for cosmic phishing.

by BigLud July 1, 2019

Phish Segue

1. A tactic employed by "Jam Bands" that doesn't actually involve jamming, but takes one riff that gets repeated over and over until the band decrescendos and then quickly drops into another song without any relationship to the previous song.

2. The way Phish avoids thematic jamming and still makes setlists that look good on paper

How was the set? Did they segue into songs?" "Well, they Phish Segued.

by Aaron Magner September 13, 2010

Phish Brain

When someone who listens to Phish has become so brain dead that all they can think about are the Phish lyrics that knocked 80 points off their IQ. These people also do not know how to dress and rarely shower or groom themselves.

I can tell by the dumb look and blank stare at that that dude has Phish brain. There’s nothing going on up there.

by HappyCamper919 June 20, 2024

Phishing

A dickbag move where scammers pretend to be your bank and e-mailing you a link saying that your account has been locked or there is a large money transfer. They do this to get someone to log into their account in order for the scammers to retain one's personal details.

Phishing is a scumbag move and people who think it is right to steak other's personal information for their own personal gain should jump off a bridge

by UltimateDoge December 5, 2022

Go Phishing

The act of standing outside any off liscence and askung passerbys to buy alcohol. This act is almost entirely carried out by (but not exclusive to) underage teenagers. The "phisherz" carefully profile and select their target audience in order to increase their chances of success. Tradesman, old men, non chavvy young adults are likely succesfull candidates. Care is taken to avoid asking anyone thats coukd be confused for a policeman, a parents friend and any man with his girlfriend.

Ah lads will we "go phishing" for a bottle of vodka tonight.

by FrogDogg September 9, 2021