penalized

A weird fetish thar president #45 has. It involves him sticking his tiny, tiny member on the table, and the other party then smashes 45's member with a judges gavel, until it's as flat as a pancake.
Wow, Your tiny, tiny dick got penalized bro, it's totally flat.
by The President show May 22, 2017
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penalize me

to punish someone mentally, physically, psychologically, sexually, etc.
Daddy, please penalize me. punish
by YeetSkeetLilXan February 01, 2018
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Penal fracture

When you fall on your boner so hard that it breaks in half
I got a penal fracture while trying to chase Jessica at the prom dance
by dickWad25 July 16, 2020
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Penal

Penis in the anal. Penal
I decided to try penal with my pet frog named Eric.
by Peen Lord69 February 21, 2019
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Penal

Synonym to the word ‘penis’, ie male sex organ.
“Sir could you repeat number 6?”
Penal
“Hehehehhahah”
“Oh you think it’s funny because it sounds like penis?”
“Yes”
“Keep going little boy & I’ll have you suck my penal after class ;)”
by CumGoblin69 February 16, 2022
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Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.
Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished
by Oskarmandude2 June 26, 2013
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