A weird fetish thar president #45 has. It involves him sticking his tiny, tiny member on the table, and the other party then smashes 45's member with a judges gavel, until it's as flat as a pancake.
by The President show May 22, 2017
by YeetSkeetLilXan February 01, 2018
by dickWad25 July 16, 2020
by Peen Lord69 February 21, 2019
“Sir could you repeat number 6?”
“Penal”
“Hehehehhahah”
“Oh you think it’s funny because it sounds like penis?”
“Yes”
“Keep going little boy & I’ll have you suck my penal after class ;)”
“Penal”
“Hehehehhahah”
“Oh you think it’s funny because it sounds like penis?”
“Yes”
“Keep going little boy & I’ll have you suck my penal after class ;)”
by CumGoblin69 February 16, 2022
The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.
Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished
by Oskarmandude2 June 26, 2013