Oh shut up, will you??? You ain’t care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain’t care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie™️. Why do you care now?
You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.
-- Clarkisha Kent
You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.
-- Clarkisha Kent
by 10001110101... March 1, 2019
Get the Groupon peenmug. 
by nutfarht August 16, 2022
Get the peen chopmug. A penis that is covered in lubrication. Men usually grease their peen before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she's wants it in her ass.
It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.
by beerlover87 January 7, 2009
Get the greasy peenmug. A "Peen Machine" is the nickname of The Yellow, 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 500 this is owned by the one and only Karl Bob. A smol man who is known on the street as "Lil Peen".
by mteverst1 June 3, 2018
Get the peen machinemug. 
Most famously possessed by Sam Winchester on the TV show Supernatural, a Peen of Death is a penis that has (through unknown dark magics) been cursed to cause any woman who fucks the owner of the Peen to die in an unrelated way within days. Alternate use: A Peen of Death in the real world also applies to a penis that when used, causes any relationship, friendship or business relationship with that person to die for reasons other than that the Peen owner sucks at sex.
"Come on Gabe, just let me fuck you this one time."
"No way in Hell, Sam, I know about your Peen of Death. I'd like to survive this time around"
"Gabe, you're immortal. Now get over here and let me fuck you, damn it!"
"No way in Hell, Sam, I know about your Peen of Death. I'd like to survive this time around"
"Gabe, you're immortal. Now get over here and let me fuck you, damn it!"
by PensiveManiac April 28, 2015
Get the Peen of Deathmug.