Throne Sausage

You figure it out.

Man, I left a throne sausage so big my asshole is bleeding.

by StUmP October 5, 2003

so throne

Best of the BEST. example of perfection.

"Lauras style is so throne." ^^^ "we so throne, we own the night." ^^^ "Domino's pizza is SO THRONE"

by thatLO October 26, 2013

throne-pisser

Male who habitually urinates while sitting, and avoids using the conventional standing position. (see throne-piss)

I used to get so embarrassed by getting piss all over my jeans whenever I went to the toilet, but since I became a dedicated throne-pisser, my clean jeans have been the talk of the town!

A: I didn't hear you pissing just then.
B: Oh that's right, I sat down to avoid making noise and pissing on myself.
A: Reeeal? Did you change your tampons too you throne-pisser?

by theoriginalfugmo November 28, 2013

groan throne

The official seat for making dramatic sounds as you excrete, i.e. toilet.

What is that noise, is someone dying in there?! It's okay, Fred's just on the groan throne.

by HeavenOnEarth July 6, 2016

Throne Of Lies

A term that is not looked up often, Throne of Lies, similar to Town Of Salem this is a social deduction game (see Town of Salem. In 2017 or 2016 the creators of the game started to panic that they were loosing players and started to put so much new shit out of their asses that they scared their player's shit out of their asses and forced them to go to that filthy game called Town Of Salem. The game takes place in a courtroom with a King and 15 or fewer other players around that king.

TLDR= Great Game, no players.

Also, the community is most 30-year-olds with no lives in their mother's basements but then again, Town Of Salem is basically all 10-year-olds wanting to say the n-word without getting clapped by parents :/

Son= S
Mother=M

M= "Hey S what are you doing? Are you playing Fortnite?"
S= "No M! I'm playing an educational game called Throne Of Lies! We learn things in history!"
M= "Oh ok, play as long as you want then!"

S proceeds to slaughter everyone with a Sorc bomb
S (in-game)= "GGWP easy clap you fucking BD sheep! No wonder they removed priest, without it BD is fucking trash!"

by ThatHurt November 5, 2019

A Bloody Throne

When your in public and your menstrual pad leaks and the blood goes all over the chair you are sitting on

T-" I got a bloody Throne today..." Mark-"Oh no how awful!"

by <3mark March 31, 2019

Thrones and Cones

The act of smoking cones while watching Game of Thrones.

"Dude I'd be so keen for Thrones and Cones"

"Man doing thrones and cones is so elite, because it makes you trip the fuck out about the show"

by shaq_isking1 April 17, 2019