by Redurban80 May 24, 2020
Get the Tour tenders mug.A phenomenon in which a chick that you would normally find unattractive actually becomes attractive in your eyes after being on the road (usually in a band) for an extended period of time and not getting any snatch.
Scottie-"hey bra are you really gonna hit that shit!?"
Chris-"dude I haven't gotten any snatch since Chicago, and this chick is tour hot, so fuck it"
Scottie-"ahh good point! I'm gonna go talk to that bow legged girl'
Chris-"dude I haven't gotten any snatch since Chicago, and this chick is tour hot, so fuck it"
Scottie-"ahh good point! I'm gonna go talk to that bow legged girl'
by champ pain March 6, 2010
Get the tour hot mug.To pretty much run someone down with your car and quickly drive over them, they come in from the front and exit out the rear, essentially giving them a tour of the underside of your car.
"He was talking all that shit at the club so when I caught him outside in my Taurus I gave him a tour of the undercarriage"
by feed me paper August 2, 2018
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Get the Hand Tour mug.A person you trust who is also on A hallucinogen at a concert whom you've made a pact with to not abandon each other.
A person who looks out for you.
A person who looks out for you.
by Ohio Guy February 1, 2014
Get the Tour Buddy mug.the act of taking a French artifact (preferably a small replica of the eifel tower) and proceed to shove into an oraphis such as a vagina or sphinkter. as this takes place you place shit in your hand and engage in a mustache placing such as a sterotypical french mustache on thier upper lip. then after this takes place proceed to make your lover say "bon appitete" or "bonjour".
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