Tour tenders

Groupies.

The sound guy is putting a couple of tour tenders in the bus for after the show.

by Redurban80 May 24, 2020

tour hot

A phenomenon in which a chick that you would normally find unattractive actually becomes attractive in your eyes after being on the road (usually in a band) for an extended period of time and not getting any snatch.

Scottie-"hey bra are you really gonna hit that shit!?"

Chris-"dude I haven't gotten any snatch since Chicago, and this chick is tour hot, so fuck it"

Scottie-"ahh good point! I'm gonna go talk to that bow legged girl'

by champ pain March 6, 2010

Tour Of The Undercarriage

To pretty much run someone down with your car and quickly drive over them, they come in from the front and exit out the rear, essentially giving them a tour of the underside of your car.

"He was talking all that shit at the club so when I caught him outside in my Taurus I gave him a tour of the undercarriage"

by feed me paper August 2, 2018

Hand Tour

The act of feeling around for something, usually sexual in nature.

She made Nelson happy with a hand tour.

by Willycom May 4, 2009

Tour Buddy

A person you trust who is also on A hallucinogen at a concert whom you've made a pact with to not abandon each other.

A person who looks out for you.

I'm glad my tour buddy talked me off of that ledge I was standing on.

by Ohio Guy February 1, 2014

Tour of France

the act of taking a French artifact (preferably a small replica of the eifel tower) and proceed to shove into an oraphis such as a vagina or sphinkter. as this takes place you place shit in your hand and engage in a mustache placing such as a sterotypical french mustache on thier upper lip. then after this takes place proceed to make your lover say "bon appitete" or "bonjour".

My girlfriend did not know much about Europe so i Decided to give her the tour of France.

by Dyelawn February 20, 2009

Lads On Tour

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by BigBellyBoiii October 8, 2020