montreal canadians suck

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Montreal canadians suck

by E The Second November 11, 2022

South Shore Montreal

The most crackheaded hood in Montreal. Even the feds be sniffing lines on that side of the city.

Yoo I wanna go to Montreal this summer you coming with me ?
Fosho but let's not go to South Shore Montreal. The feds will arrest you for not doing crack.

by chrisndj December 12, 2019

The Montreal Effect

If you are not from the Montreal area, and you stay for longer than just a visit, you may be affected by the "Montreal Effect". The Montreal Effect is recognizable by it's taking over of a previously patient and soft tempered personality. Once it's effect have acted on a new Montreal resident, the person shows symptoms of agressiveness on the road, loss of patience, and selfishness.

- I am so irratable and mad at everything, I don't know what's wrong with me lately...?!
- Maybe you have been struck by the Montreal Effect.
- Is it bad?
- It's very dangerous.

by MandeeBenz May 13, 2010

Montreal Missile

When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.

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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.

by The lowes blow May 11, 2024

Montreal screwjob 2.0

Joining a fantasy baseball dingers only keeper league but not getting a keeper like everyone else.

Did you hear how Jack totally Montreal screwjob 2.0 Gino? I heard Gino can’t get hard anymore because of the disrespect

by Chudda April 19, 2025

Montreal Cacachiens

referring to the NHL team the Montreal Canadiens when they have a very bad season and keep losing (like currently)

*Cacachien (Caca de chien): Dog poo

habs losing (more then 10 games straight)

another defeat ? Man we should call them the Montreal Cacachiens, they suck

by MagnaBad December 14, 2021

Montreal

Montreal is a very timid person at times but other than that he’s a person you can always talk to and count on, he has a side of goofy ness and sweetness that you won’t miss, and has a edgy temper when people try to test him, a rare tall handsome boy that will always put a smile on your face.

man Montreal is so chill and funny at the same time its crazy

by Juju on Da Beat November 21, 2021