~owned~

Excellent saying expressing superiority over another being. Made by the legendary Crank It Out of RuneScape.

Crank: Your face is a grand canyon; Crank: ~owned~

by Jihad0000000001 January 25, 2008

owned

The ruling on Saddam Hussein's court case for him to be hung, after he begged for a firing squad.

See: Defenition of owned

by Bryce M November 05, 2006

Owned

Somebody get the upper hand over you and kicks your ass in any type of contest. Words, physical, computer, sexual, don't matter.

P1: You dude, I just got 120,000 on Tetris!

P2:450,000, OWNED!!!!

by Illness April 06, 2004

own

Possibly a tyop of "won", given the contexts it's used in. Also 0wn and pwn.

Dude. I owned at Pong.

by antiphon January 21, 2004

Owned

To be utterly destroyed or humiliated. Often used in online gaming and most specifically in first-person shooters. See pwned

Gamer1: Oh man, he had rockets and I sniped him right in the face. Owned!!
Gamer2: That's nothing. I owned my friend yesterday when I put laxatives in his Gatorade.

by ShaneDaley May 21, 2007

owned

Word used by geek to proov themself they are cool.

Geek: ROFL I owned this bitch on WoW!

by Synnss March 25, 2007

owned

defeated, lost, humiliated. To be the butt end of a joke.

Scotty was owned when Jared nuts were dropped on his chinny chin chin.

by marc March 09, 2005