No

No is the opposite of yes.

No, you may not. No no no no no. No.

by UnYes14 August 3, 2018

No

The word your parents always respond with.

Kid: Hi
Mom: no

Kid: I’m gonna go to the bathroom
Mom: no

Kid: can u brush my hair?
Mom: no

by Oof_hi December 8, 2019

No

If somebody tells you ‘No’, they mean ‘Yes’. ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ every single time. Completely definitely.

“No, you’re not allowed to eat my food, Britney.”
“Fine, Jessica.”
Later on in the evening, Jessica checks her fridge and to her absolute DELIGHT, and NOT rage, discovers that all of the food has disappeared.

by MichinMaole October 21, 2018

No

A word that MY FUCKING DUMBASS GRANDPA DOESN'T UNDERSTAND!

Stupid idiot grandpa: "Hey how about we go on the bike trail for five hours?"

Me: "No, I have to go somewhere in a little bit."

Stupid idiot grandpa: "No fuck you, fuck your opinion, fuck what ever you were going to do, the only thing that matters are mine. Fuck you we're going!"

by FlemBou August 1, 2019

No

Something said when you are an effortless bitch

"No"

by TheOneAndOnlyDipshit March 11, 2021

No

Yes.

No
Yes

by Leander barnestol May 26, 2020

No

No: opposite to yes.

{teenage girl} Can i have some money to go shopping?
{mum} No.
{tg} Can i go this pary?
{mum} no
{tg} why not?
{mum} because we are going to nannas b'day party!
{tg} NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Carly Sayno June 29, 2005