No

Yes.

No
Yes

by Leander barnestol May 26, 2020

No

Probably means yes

Woman: i said no!
Man: okay *does it anyway*

by thicceggplant March 2, 2018

No

If somebody tells you ‘No’, they mean ‘Yes’. ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ every single time. Completely definitely.

“No, you’re not allowed to eat my food, Britney.”
“Fine, Jessica.”
Later on in the evening, Jessica checks her fridge and to her absolute DELIGHT, and NOT rage, discovers that all of the food has disappeared.

by MichinMaole October 21, 2018

No

No is the opposite of yes.

No, you may not. No no no no no. No.

by UnYes14 August 3, 2018

No

NO

NO

by luiagie June 4, 2018

No

Something said when you are an effortless bitch

"No"

by TheOneAndOnlyDipshit March 11, 2021

No

No: opposite to yes.

{teenage girl} Can i have some money to go shopping?
{mum} No.
{tg} Can i go this pary?
{mum} no
{tg} why not?
{mum} because we are going to nannas b'day party!
{tg} NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Carly Sayno June 29, 2005