National throw short people day

National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February

John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.

Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!

by Lamonte james January 06, 2024

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national throw tall people

today is the day short people get to throw tall peopel ( people over 5'4 get thrown)

by vergin January 24, 2023

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During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.

by Im_Bad_At_Game October 08, 2022

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A day where you can go around and punch people face freely

“Hey Jack, today’s National Sut People’s Face Day, lets go find that kid we hate and punch him in the face!

by handsomegenius February 12, 2023

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on Oct. 21 No matter what they do to you anyone who can't touch their toes you have the full right to dis them.

by MR>Snowman October 11, 2021

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at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher

"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
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