The ultimate homosexual sexual conquest. This is where a gay man seeks to have sex with a straight man because of its almost impossible nature. The Holy Nail can be two things. One, it's the journey and desire to have sex with a straight man. The other is the actual act of having sex between a gay man and a straight fellow.
Loren: "Gay guys really want to do straight guys. They're the Holy Nail."
Shelby: "So gay guys like to do other gay guys?"
Corrine: "Yes, but they would rather do a straight guy. You know, the Holy Nail."
Matthew: "Damn, you see Fred over there? He's looking fine tonight."
Seth: "Yeah, too bad he is with his girlfriend."
Matthew: "I know! He's my Holy Nail."
Keith: "If I finally nail a straight dude, would that be considered a Holy Nail?"
Caitlin: "Not sure, because if he has sex with you he might be gay."
Keith: "Yeah, then it wouldn't be a Holy Nail."
Shelby: "So gay guys like to do other gay guys?"
Corrine: "Yes, but they would rather do a straight guy. You know, the Holy Nail."
Matthew: "Damn, you see Fred over there? He's looking fine tonight."
Seth: "Yeah, too bad he is with his girlfriend."
Matthew: "I know! He's my Holy Nail."
Keith: "If I finally nail a straight dude, would that be considered a Holy Nail?"
Caitlin: "Not sure, because if he has sex with you he might be gay."
Keith: "Yeah, then it wouldn't be a Holy Nail."
by Noullet776 November 30, 2013
by fiddlepop August 23, 2013
An ex-girlfriend/boyfriend that a person still has sexual relations with.
Originally derived from the italian "Vecchio Chiodo".
Originally derived from the italian "Vecchio Chiodo".
She is my Old Nail.
by Detective Scrote March 04, 2009
*ass nail*; pronounced (*ahs*)-(*nael*)
The occurence of being fingered up the anus too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your anus.
The occurence of being fingered up the anus too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your anus.
by DreyAndLanceTheAwesome. January 28, 2010
Anything that contributes to an early death, particularly....
(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.
(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
I really need to nail someone tonight, it's been so long my balls are the size of oranges!
or
Yes! I finally nailed Jane last night!
or
Yes! I finally nailed Jane last night!
by Saffer77 April 11, 2014
Lesbians have short nails to have sex ;)
I mean it would hurt if they wouldn't have short nails... I guess
I mean it would hurt if they wouldn't have short nails... I guess
Boy:,, omg do u see her short nails?Those are lesbian nails!! That's why she rejected me! I'm dumb !! "
by Laurapaupaura July 16, 2019