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utility nail

When you let a fingernail grow (usually the thumb or index finger) so it's just long enough to perform handy tasks.

This can be useful for opening packages, scraping stuff, picking your nose (if you're so inclined), self defense, plucking a stringed instrument, itching scratches... etc.
Guy 1: Hey Bill, do you need some scissors to open that box?
Bill: That's ok, I have my utility nail.

Bill proceeds to puncture the plastic with his utility nail then rip open the rest of the box.

Sue noticed a spot of dried crud on her project just before turning it in. Luckily, she had her utility nail and was able to scrape it off.
by ichigodesuka June 2, 2009
mugGet the utility nailmug.

coke nail

When a person has one especially long nail, used to do cocaine off of. Generally a pinky nail.
"Did you notice that cashier's crazy long coke nail?"
by fiddlepop August 25, 2013
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Old Nail

An ex-girlfriend/boyfriend that a person still has sexual relations with.

Originally derived from the italian "Vecchio Chiodo".
She is my Old Nail.
by Detective Scrote March 3, 2009
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ass nail

*ass nail*; pronounced (*ahs*)-(*nael*)

The occurence of being fingered up the anus too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your anus.
eg. "What's taking you so long in the bathroom Andrea?"

"FUCK OFF MUM I'M SHITTING ASS NAILS
by DreyAndLanceTheAwesome. January 28, 2010
mugGet the ass nailmug.

coffin nail

Anything that contributes to an early death, particularly....

(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.
"Whip me a pack of coffin nails to put me to a premature death"
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
mugGet the coffin nailmug.

To nail someone

To have sex with someone.
I really need to nail someone tonight, it's been so long my balls are the size of oranges!

or

Yes! I finally nailed Jane last night!
by Saffer77 April 13, 2014
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Lesbian nails

Lesbians have short nails to have sex ;)
I mean it would hurt if they wouldn't have short nails... I guess
Boy:,, omg do u see her short nails?Those are lesbian nails!! That's why she rejected me! I'm dumb !! "
by Laurapaupaura July 16, 2019
mugGet the Lesbian nailsmug.

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