stripper singles

a lot of crumpled up one dollar bills, usually smelling of ass and cocaine. people do not like being paid in stripper singles, especially if you're buying something over $20.
brittany: you have the money? its 25 you know....
me:yup, just let me count it out...( takes out wad of money)
brittany: uggghhh really? you're paying in stripper singles?!
by hippie.dippie.trippie October 01, 2012
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single-minded

to be self absorbed with whats going on, to not care about anything else except for one thing only. To have a one track mind.
after billy won the championship trophy, he couldn't stop bragging about it, he was being so single-minded.
by cockboy101 March 20, 2010
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Single-ply

Cheap. Second-rate.

White-trash, trailor-park quality.

Refers to most anything made and imported from China/Taiwan.
Uncle Kenny is single-ply. He would only let Aunt Darlene buy Strawberry Suave $1 shampoo, and would never eat out unless it was two-for-one, all-you-can-eat, early-bird special.

That bitch was all decked out in some single-ply bling from the Dollar Tree.

That was one single-ply wedding reception with easy-cheese on ritz and a dollar dance to pay for the honeymoon at the Comfort Inn & Suites.
by sctopshelf January 31, 2010
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Single Shaming

making middle age adults who have chosen to remain single feel like freaks.
A: Apparently, Sarah never brought a date to family functions and her aunts always gave her shit for it.
B: Ugh, Sarah's aunts are always single shaming her!
by the cartune man October 07, 2016
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single husband

A man that is single that possesses husband qualities.
Kelsey: “I shouldn’t have ever trusted that guy Daniel. He stood me up!”
Jared: “You should’ve went for that guy Jalen! I heard he’s single husband!”
by ILOVERAINBOWS0001 November 28, 2018
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half single

The Boy/girl you like also likes you, meaning your half single, not taken or taken yet but may soon be.
yea im half single
by 667743annonymous March 12, 2017
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single pringle

Someone who is single (obviously) but handles it well and doesn't freak out about their lack of bf/gf. Usually used by teenagers for relationship statuses or bios on social networks. Funnier alternative to "single and ready to mingle"
Relationship status: Imma single pringle ;p
by aabigailrose October 13, 2013
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