Noah 

A super nice guy who will always love you for yourself, a really good hockey player and soccer player who loves to run and is actually very good at it! He will always listen to what you have to say even if it's the most boring subject on the earth he will still listen to it with all ears. He is super loyal and try his best to put his time towards you even if he is extremely busy. He will always stand up for you and confront anyone. Just know if you have a noah in your life to always keep them by your side and treat them like they treat you.

Person A: "hey he seems super nice, wait... is he a noah?"
Person B: "pfft..... of course!"

Noah by Thatpersonthatyoudontknow November 10, 2019

Noah 

Noah is the most entertaining person you'll ever meet. He has that perverted and sarcastic hilarious humor. He is sweet and romantic when he needs to be. You can count on him to make you feel better at any moment. but Noah also can be kind of a naughty kid and most of the time will lose his virginity before his friends. Noah is most of the time attractive to blonde girls so if your blonde and know a Noah Your a lucky girl

Noah is so cute I wish he could be mine.

Noah by Kate a::) January 10, 2018

Noah 

Bitch

Noah is a bitch

Noah by Bitch7234 October 15, 2020

Noah 

a guy that is extremely hot and loves dateing blondes. girls want him but he rejects those he likes knowing his heart could be broken. Noah is a lax bro and rocks them nike air maxs and high nike black socks. he is a typical lax bro but non lax bros like him to. Noah uses all the lax bro terms and is a rich kid. overall noah is a chill guy.

dude:yo did u see noah

girl:ahhh what a hot lax bro

Noah by dictinonarydude November 24, 2011

Noah 

To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more girls, one with each foot. Basically to Noah is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.

Yo I Noahd them bitches so hard last night.

Noah by gsdlhdfiodksdhkl July 16, 2008

Noah 

A MOTHER FUCKING GAY WAD THAT WHEN SCANNED WITH THE GAY-O-METER 6000 WILL CORRUPT THE DATA AND EXPLODE

NOAH WHY ARE YOU SO GAY

Noah: I'm NoT gAy YoU aRe

Not even 5 seconds later

Noah: HeY yOu CoMiNg To ThE dUnGeOnS aNd DrAgOnS cLuB tOdAy

Noah by Slegemask March 22, 2019

Noah 

A alien hoe

Noah is an alien hoe

Noah by Bigdadark January 16, 2019