Newport High School

Biggest jews in the nation aka SnitchVille.
A school filled with "jews" who are sheltered by their factory look alike of a school.
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Newport High Schoolers go to school acting as if they are of some importance. Their wannabe thuggish ways are a front because they feel left out of the feud between Bellevue and Mercer Island. Just because they have a GHETTO-ASS school doesn't mean they're GHETTO.

by the EMW bitch September 11, 2008

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Does Obama smoke Newports?

A rhetorical question posed as a retort to an obvious question.

Is Angelina Joile good looking? 'Does Obama smoke Newports?'

by Captain Clever June 5, 2010

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Newport Harbor High School

Located in Newport Beach, CA, Newport Harbor is one of the most highly regarded public schools in Orange County. While it is home to a more *cough* diverse *cough* crowd than its rival Corona del Mar, the kids who attend are typically worth just as much. Most students drive cars worth more than their teachers' yearly salaries with Range Rovers, Mercedes, BMWs, Audis, and Lexus. Family beneficiaries live in the most prestigious homes on Kings Road, the Balboa Penninsula and Lido Island, and in Dover Shores and Bay Shores. The school employs the best teachers and implements the most elite standards, such as the IB Program and its status as a California Distinguished Blue Ribbon School.

Plus, the campus is completely gorgeous. No one will fight me on that one.

At a Mater Dei, Newport Harbor, CdM mixer...

BOY: Hey, you're gorgeous. You must go to CdM.
GIRL: Actually, I go to Newport Harbor High School. Believe it or not, our student body is actually better looking. *wink*

by nhhs2012 August 13, 2012

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Newport High School/Middle School

school located in the newport area; full of skater fags, druggies, sluts, and backstabbers; tons of drama and STD's; a place where NO ONE would wanna live

Outsider-Do you go to Newport High School/Middle School?

Person in Newport- Yeah

Outsider- Oh, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME THAN!!!

by booboobaby((:: June 16, 2010

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Newport Beach

A city full of gang members and sand smearing surfer kids who give each other blowjobs while their blonde soccer moms bleach their hair and the Latina moms in flip flops beat up random kids that they are nannying for not knowing spanish. Occasionally somebody'll drown and they'll all have a beach party smoke out and get the whole trash city high on marijuana and yell as loud as they can as it is totally super quirky and funny haha. Then the boys'll spend their food stamps on Supreme and Gucci and the girls will get gangbanged on the school bleachers by their fifteen boyfriends while all of the lesbian girls finger each other, all of whom will be wearing 10 layers because it is finally below 85 degrees and question each other literally everything because their brains cannot function past surfboards and weed.

Newport Beach is a terrible place.

by Savannah Leoni November 24, 2019

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