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Poor Man Nachos

Alternative nachos for a poor man, consisting of lays potato chips and mustard.

Love you Ryan
Hey man want some nachos? (Other) Ya man but we don't got the ingredients. No man, I'll split a bag of Lays with you and grab some mustard from the deli. Poor Man Nachos!
by iluvryan May 31, 2009
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topless nachos

using the foot and toes to stroke the penis.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it's very distracting.
Man: Dude! I totaled my car yesterday!
Other Man: Why?
Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!
by totalpyro420 June 17, 2008
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Ghetto Nachos

Cheap nachos, created in the bag... at the convenience store.
Oh, you don't have the $2.99 for a box of Nachos down at the 11-7? (You're not a Republican; are you?) Well, you got a dollar? No problem, Ghetto Nachos then. The sign on the counter says free chili and cheese, although they failed to specify what this is (and more importantly isn't) for on the signs.

Ingredients:

1 Convenience store
1 Small bag corn chips
Self service hot dog/nacho counter (with free chili, cheese and jalapenos)

Directions: Choose and pay for the $1 bag of corn chips. About face and proceed to the self-service counter where the free chili and cheese is. Open bag of chips. Squirt liquid cheese like substance in to bag. Squirt liquified chili like substance into the bag. Garnish with free jalapenos (Yep, toss 'em into the bag.) Exit store immediately. Enjoy!
by Queso Suave September 29, 2012
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Nachos

by Maxwell December 17, 2004
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Nachal Cheese

when a girl dosent wash her vagaina and it develops moldy cheese in it and the pubic hair around the vagina gets all string with cheese and smells bad
Man, katie sure smells like nachal cheese.
by boobs big April 1, 2009
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Nacho Taco Chimichanga

by I am a fucking Idiot December 15, 2020
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Nacho Bar

A sexual act in which two men have oral and vaginal/anal sex with a woman who is on all fours while eating a plate of nachos (can be as simple as chips and cheese) off of her back.

While this act could be performed using a variety of other foods, it would no longer be a Nacho Bar.
Person A: So my roommate and I brought this girl home from the bar last night and did a Nacho Bar.
Person B: A what?
by Memetic February 23, 2009
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