Mythical rizz

AKA majestic rizz, this is a condition that only 1 in 10,000 males possess the genetic code for. This type of rizz can be fatal if not exercised with self-control. Mythical rizz can cause women to fall in love at the snap of a finger. The special men who have mythical rizz abilities often must wear sunglasses or masks to cover their identity. When such a man does not cover himself, he has to deal with hundreds of women and even men throwing themselves at him daily.

Everyone thinks having mythical rizz is a dream come true. But for me, it's made my life a living hell. I can't walk 10 feet without a woman offering me hawk tuah. I really don't wish this upon my worst enemy.

by I Thik U Stupid December 8, 2024

mythic bear

An individual that displays every characteristic of a human to an extreme level.

Holy shit, you are a mythic bear
Reedy is a mythy

by lemythgirl October 14, 2025

mythic reel pull

When Instagram’s algorithm pushes a low production quality reel to a large audience. Typically the reel comes from an account with a small following and lots of shitposts.

This video is an absolutely mythic reel pull.

by WanKenobi June 12, 2024

mythic menace

adj; a brawl stars player in mythic rank that cannot progress further from mythic, usually garbage at the game

“This guy got mythic every season he’s dogass.”

“He must be a mythic menace.”

by crvwn July 12, 2024

Queen of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The head bitch in charge of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

Oh, she the Queen of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

by SrslyGuise July 13, 2024

Mythical Morning

A sex act where the woman, while in reverse cowgirl, right at the time of orgasm for the man, screams out "it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!"

"Yeah, me and Kim just tried a mythical morning, good way to start my day!"

by Lechonk December 11, 2022

mythical hinge pull

when u on hinge and you pull a mythical tier baddie

bro thats a mythical hinge pull

by Sanquo May 20, 2024