my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

My Body My Crime

A slogan woman can wear on tshirts, bumper stickers, picket signs . This slogan refers to having to terminate pregnancies themselves with pills, back alleys, kitchens and hangars. I have to doubt the police will take them to jail to check their uteri

The entire sorority stood outside the State Capitol chanting “My Body My Crime” to make it clear abortions won’t stop just because a bunch of old white men in government decided abortions are now a crime

by Poppy Birchbark January 22, 2023

My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse

Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic

by ascendedbread May 5, 2023

Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad

A very cool skype thing that was alive for only 1 hour and one guy has to leave in 7 minutes

Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad, Im so sowyy to have to see you gow

by Ⲕ𝚎րրῑ𝚎 ῑ𝑠 իₐ𝒘ｔ's parents December 26, 2022

my my my

singin happily with passaging

my my mymy you fine girl

by jfactor dalton September 27, 2018

i see who you are, you are my enemy. my enemy

i--- is the ninth letter and the third vowel letter of the Latin alphabet, used in the modern English alphabet, the alphabets of other western European languages and others worldwide. Its name in English
see - perceive with the eyes; discern visually.
who- what or which person or people.
you-used to refer to the person or people that the speaker is addressing.
"are you listening?"
are-second person singular present and first, second, third person plural present of be.

my-belonging to or associated with the speaker.
enemy-a person who is actively opposed or hostile to someone or something.

i see who you are, you are my enemy. my enemy

by w suit November 14, 2022

Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022