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muthafukjonson

a. Phrase used when highly dissapointed, irrated or upset after expections have not been met.
origin: Afghani with broken english(aka The Kid) uses this phrase when proper english term can not come to mind.
b. Nickname given to people who constantly dissapoint or fail at all tasks.

c. When no other word comes to mind, mothafukjonson!
TERM USED BY HUNDREDS OF US MILITARY AND CONTRACTORS ALIKE ON UNDISCLOSED BASE IN AFGHANISTAN
Tim: Hey Kid, you have my car ready yet?
The Kid: No, muthafukjonson!, 3 oclock come back

Brian: You get those papers on i left on your desk?

Jesse: MUTHAFUKJONSON!

Phil: Watch me make this shot,(misses shot) MUTHAFUKJONSON!

Rob: hey man you got 2 flat tires.
Dan: MUTHAFUKJONSON!
by sharing's caring August 22, 2011
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Muthicide

The act of stalking, staring, or annoying someone to death
Jeff: Hey where's Craig?

Bill: Oh Austin kept staring at him and committed Muthicide.
by anonymous2.000000000000 May 12, 2015
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Muthafuqa

1. An alternative for "motherfucker"
2. A term used by the "ALFA" organization
3. Another way of saying either "I really like you" or "I really don't acknowledge your existence"
Food and kpop and ma muthafuqas.
by therealdictionarygodess March 2, 2018
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Muther Hubbard

A satisfying alternative to the similar sounding offensive word "mother f******"
Originally used by Mother Hubbard circa 1805, when she found her cupboards were bare.
Can be used infront of children, infront of relatives, at the work place and at a place of worship.

To be used in times of despair or when someone has wronged you.

Only to be used as an expression of despair or disapproval but not to be used as a direct insult.
Opening a kitchen cupboard to find that there is no bone for your dog "Muther Hubbard"
Someone has taken the last rolo when you were actually saving it for yourself - "Muther Hubbard"
You have arrived at the airport in good time and there are no queues, but you are at the wrong airport "Muther Hubbard!"
by kayeffsea April 11, 2019
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"..muthafucka..., uhhh" damn

When you want to say something but cant get it out! You just say "..muthafucka..., uhhh" damn!
Person 1: This dude gonna burn a "..muthafucka..., uhhh" damn" ham

Person 2: SaNdwiCh
Person 1: Ham Sandwich, why the hell you ain't just eat it cold!!
by JAYJAYDOPE.ASH June 6, 2020
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joseph muthami

a very smelly man that cant even count to 2
Person 1: yo my newborn brother learned how to count to 1 yesterday.
Person 2: only to 1? Dont raise him to be a joseph muthami dude
by UNGAGUNGA September 15, 2020
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muthaline

One night, with my best friend I just started saying muthaline. It's what we like to substitute motherfucker for. --Superfish & Supercow-- here to provide a new word.
What now MUTHALINE!
by Superfish July 1, 2004
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