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Munchkin Kick

Process of having a girl (who is facing sideways to you) lift her leg so her thigh is parallel to the ground and then kicking down a lil behind her ass, so as to see if it jiggles. A good way to measure a butt
D Fresh: Yo Jill, let me see your Munchkin Kick?
Jill: Oh, like this? (kicks)
by Eric July 30, 2008
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naked munchkin

A person who is a munchkin(horny 24/7) and naked so it has sexual intercourse with anything that moves. It has a temper 2 it will attack if you insult.DO NOT approach at all don't make eye contact you will get dwarfism.TO AVOID THEM-don't say naked munchkin 3 times in a row it will appear if you do
"man that naked munchkin there wont get off her back"
"dude run that dumbass said "naked munchkin" 3 times, run unless u want dwarfism"
by doug the one that isnt real December 13, 2008
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a gay munchkin

Short gay midget, preferably one that works in the chocolate factory. Also known as "little niggers" and "fucking stupid faggot ass retards".
I was walking down the street and saw a gay munchkin fucking his gay uncle.
by fuck boOty April 22, 2018
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love munchkin

A guy who will act like a baby just to get your affection but then turn into a beast. He is the guy you would wear a gold chain for that says love munchkin to show he owns you. He is a sexy beast and a lovable other half.
by Boo bear 1127 November 20, 2016
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Hedgey Munchkin

n(Hej-ee Munnch-kin)

Slang for Hedgehog, presumably of the domestic type. Typically used to describe a small, cute hedgehog.
Hopefully I'll have my Hedgey Munchkin by next week, i'm going to name him sonic!
by TimothyB January 27, 2009
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Munchkin Toe

similar to a Munchkin Paw, an unborn baby tickles your balls with their toes while you are balls deep in pregnant vagina.
Joe: Cindy really knows how to get me off
Calvin: Why's that?
Joe: I always get a munchkin toe whenever I bang her.
Calvin: I told her it was good idea not to get an abortion!
by the nasty meat September 15, 2009
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Spanish Munchkin Tosser

A Spanish asshole who throws munchkins at unsuspecting Frenchmen
"Who just threw this jelly Munchkin at me???"
"It was Mark the Spanish Munchkin Tosser."
"What an asshole!"
by Iceman1008 November 5, 2013
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