Someone who dislikes Christmas and is always really grumpy about Christmas. Also scroogemiester or scrooge miester.
"bloody 'ell, we've got bloody Christmas comin' up next!"
"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"
"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"
by Rich November 30, 2004
The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre
by Iknowwhatyouthink March 09, 2021
the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!
by ur mom😝 January 28, 2021
Someone that controls how much some type of person can chilk chilking. The chilk meister is normally the person in a friend group that arranges hangouts and they are normally only virgins for the first two years of their lives.
Person 1: Woah did you see that new guy Brad?
Person 2: I bet he's a big chilk meister.
Person 1: I'd suck his dilk.
Person 2: I bet he's a big chilk meister.
Person 1: I'd suck his dilk.
by Dom the Mom April 10, 2019
by The diddy meister May 29, 2024
by poopious February 14, 2025