mathew purv

someone a girl is so in love with omg !! she is head over heals

m- OMG STOP IM SO IN LOVE OMG MATHEW PURV IS GREAT
a- ok calm down

by hereforfunsies November 27, 2021

mathew ryan

, he is like the dream boy anyone could ask for like in that 1 urban dictionary mathew ryan. He is blind at picking up hints and is too friendly that sometimes you think he’s just really nice. You watch a whole anime for him and he still wont pick up the hint.

fr i would puyat too if i was dating and talking to mathew ryan

by anonymous381214 November 28, 2021

Jacob Mathew

If there was a lady's man more committed and truthful than Jacob, you're lying. He is the one who knocks. He will pull anime characters faster than he will finish a league of legends game.

What's that you said? Your discord moderator hasn't met his kitten? That's funny Jacob doesn't have kittens, only cats

Phos: "Hey babe, get off Arknights so we can have dinner"
Jacob Mathew: "No".

by CJ from Jumpstreet October 10, 2022

john mathew

a very cool person, only thing that's unsettling about them is how they only have 1 t on mathew. They hate math but they like fictional men, should've been named john menew

1. "Oh wow they despise math they're probably named John Mathew"

2. "Omg Fukuzawa is so hot i'm turning into John Mathew fr"

by synchii202 March 25, 2023

Marisa Mathews

The most gorgeous and amazing girl on the planet. She's gorgeous and the best friend everyone wishes they had.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Marisa Mathews she's my best friend!

by funnygirl14 August 6, 2011

Mathew Aiton

Person with a small penis who cannot play tennis

Toby: "You see that guy over there?"
Person 2: "The gay one?"
Toby: "Yeah i beat him in a tennis match earlier"
Person 2: "Haha, i bet he is a real Mathew Aiton"
Toby: "Yeah. And he's from UEA."
Person 2: "Figures"

by Skepi March 9, 2010

Mathew effect

The fact that the rich get richer & the poor get poorer

He got promoted by his pop as the MG of the multi billion £ firm.

He had to break his piggybank to feed his hungry dad & the family.
Mathew effect is defined.

by Pinnochinco May 17, 2014