The Blue Martini – This is the blue toilet bowl cleaner found inside your toilet bowl. This Blue Martini is served best shaken and not stirred. The Dirty Blue Martini is a shit left overnight inside you toilet bowl, however it is served best chilled and stirred not shaken….
Kim invited several of her co-workers that she couldn’t stand. While her co-workers were outside, Kim came inside to mix them up a nice blue martini. Kim went into her cabinets grabbed several martini glasses and proceeded to the bathroom where she dunked the glasses in the toilet bowl. Bottoms up
by Sinner702 June 28, 2011
Get the blue martinimug. The act of performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.
by I'm Athiest March 18, 2008
Get the Dry Martinimug. When a man urinates, deficates, and vomits in his partners mouth, then she/he gives the man a blowjob with the mush inside their mouth, the penis, acts as a stirrer.
by EdenC March 27, 2008
Get the Brown Martinimug. "marissa was stressin me out so bad yesterday, i had to pop a couple martini pills just to put up with that fuckin psycho"
by straightupanddown October 27, 2009
Get the martini pillmug. by The Queen of Sheba June 9, 2019
Get the pornstar martinimug. by Bamafan4241981 April 16, 2009
Get the redneck martinimug. A drink that PaCMaN enjoys quite frequently. Also a drink that is known in the gay community, as a drink to give to your partner for a sure bareback session later that night.
1 part Absolut® vodka
1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 part apple juice
Poor all ingredients into a shaker. Shake well and strain into a Martini glass.
1 part Absolut® vodka
1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 part apple juice
Poor all ingredients into a shaker. Shake well and strain into a Martini glass.
by biggamedave November 10, 2008
Get the Apple Martinimug.