A Marius

A being incapable of having real thoughts and instead emulates childish feelings through substances such as energy drinks and cola.
Is often interested in weird things in the wrong way

"we need to celebrate 9/11 day" -a Marius
"I wan't to read (insert a certain german book)" - a Marius

by ProviJhin September 11, 2023

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Marius

A guy with either scandinavian or romanian ancestors.

he typically has a smaller than average dick due to the european climate

that guy is such a marius (either is from scandinavia or romania or he has a small penis. it can also be both)

by Large peepee haver July 28, 2021

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Has no empathy for anyone else, is EXTREMELY hot. He likes cars and he is a pretty chill person. If you and Marius have the same interest Marius WILL fall in love with you. (if you are a girl) Marius is very rarely Homosexual. He will be very successful if he isn't already. He will either be or he is. He will take care of you if he loves you;)

person: Marius is SO cool!!
Marius: really?
person: Yes!
Marius: Do you like cars??
Person: YES!
Marius: i love you:)

by heugheghughghe March 21, 2022

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