A being incapable of having real thoughts and instead emulates childish feelings through substances such as energy drinks and cola.
Is often interested in weird things in the wrong way
Is often interested in weird things in the wrong way
"we need to celebrate 9/11 day" -a Marius
"I wan't to read (insert a certain german book)" - a Marius
"I wan't to read (insert a certain german book)" - a Marius
by ProviJhin September 11, 2023

A guy with either scandinavian or romanian ancestors.
he typically has a smaller than average dick due to the european climate
he typically has a smaller than average dick due to the european climate
that guy is such a marius (either is from scandinavia or romania or he has a small penis. it can also be both)
by Large peepee haver July 28, 2021

by paulboi December 28, 2016

A person who thinks he is a pickle or likes pickles; a person who is balding or is popular with women.
by NotSkritori April 19, 2023
