Mardy

The king of ABH and the biggest sex pest on this planet

by 27 Poopy June 17, 2020

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I don't know what the place, but the fishy on me
Got a lot to be, but the fishy on me
Got a lot to do, I'll slap your knee
Fishy on me, fishy on me
I don't want the place, but the fishy on me
Got a lot to be, but I'll slap your knee
Fishy to be, but I don't know ye
Fishy on me, it's the fishy to be
I don't know what the place, but the fishy on me
Fishy on me, fishy on me
I don't know the place, but the fishy on me
Do it be? I'll slap your knee
(Drop a like or you eat poop)

mardy is good at fortnite

by mardysfardy June 12, 2022

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mardi gras

also known as 'fat tuesday' or the day before 'ash wednesday': the day that marks the christian fasting period known as lent. a time for blacking out, absolute debauchery, and degenerate behavior. if you can remember what was done during mardi gras, you didn't celebrate it right. the showing of tits for beads is part of such tradition.

mardi gras is just like any other weekend but with more tits

by susanfux February 14, 2018

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gay mardi gras

When men Stand on their balconies beating off upon the city, also known as Snipe Shoot.

Gay Mardi Gras snipe shoot was fab!

by ABigBrvtalBoxOvDeath March 15, 2015

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Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.

Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.

by the_rattler September 30, 2022

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