Someone usually in the wrong place surrounded by the wrong people. Someone too sensitive for his own good who by a twist of fate ends up surrounded by jerks. Usually someone educated, an HSP, with refined tastes but lacking social skills. Often misunderstood and rarely appreciated, a bit tempermental and prone to angry outbursts when threatened or harassed.
by Elyseon May 10, 2008
Can't you be kaipo Lei Manu towards me.
by Tio Bobby February 5, 2010
An older man who opportunistically attracts and seduces young females through good looks, a sweet smell and charm, rather than active hunting like a manther.
Bruno always was a ladies man... now that he is older he has become quite the manus fly trap (manus for short form)
by Big Daddy Banker August 12, 2010
the type of weird, oddly sexual excitement gotten from something usually entirely non sexual. one can get a manus-boner from anything they're passionate about, but the original definition was weapons. traditionally a manus-boner was gotten only when looking at cross-sections of guns, listening to explosions, or gunshots, or watching swords being forged. however just like with the other kind of boner, everyone has their own tastes, and the definition was expanded to include the moment when good writing, an especially impressive freerunning manoeuvre, or even a piece of music makes you stop, and savour the moment creepily. now it can be used to describe just about anything that makes your one weird friend shudder with pleasure as if being edged except for anything actually sexual.
"dude. i was watching man of arms yesterday, and they made a chainsword from warhammer 40k. biggest manus-boner of my life"
*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"
*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"
by borbersk May 6, 2020
by Sparky2007 September 11, 2021
A warm and creamy, most moist, most smelliest, loud, and worst fantasy football team to ever exist. Imagine a fantasy team that was run by a strap on that was worn by a goat that was use on a bum… that’s what an Anus Manus is
by MacZaddy88 September 25, 2023