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manatee effect

When someone possess negative traits to such an extreme that the person appears to exhibit the opposite positive trait.

Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.
Guy 1: Dude, she's pretty cute.

Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.

Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.
by SMSchoirboy October 8, 2011
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butt manatee

A giant turd that is the size of a sea cow (manatee)
Holmes went in the crapper and dropped a butt manatee. That loaf was so huge I had to break it up with a stick before it would go down. What a sack slapper.
by Harold Paratestes June 8, 2007
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Manmatics

Mathematics used by men to determine if a girl is hot or "boneable" with truly no mathematic basis, but instead the twisted logic of a man "in the mood".
Guy A: "Manmatics dictates that the Pink Ranger from original series equals bone"
Guy B: "Agreed"
by GodLivesInAK December 8, 2009
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manhattan bridging

The three some equivalent of an Eiffel Tower consisting of two female participants and one male.
My husband told me that a female and a male were incapable of the act of simultaneously engaging the same female in sexual intercourse and oral sex while the couple high fives above the second female's head/body, known as an Eiffel Tower, arguing that only two males can properly "construct" an Eiffel Tower utilizing their penises as a base for the tower, and the act of a female and male engaging in the same type of high five above a second female is known as Manhattan Bridging.
by BallerBitch April 23, 2017
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hairy black manatee

"The act in where to large people have sex on a bunk bed"

"When one white male fornicates with an even larger black female"

"The act of brushing ones teeth after eating out a rather disgusting female genitalia"
"did you see the girl he ate out last night she was a hairy black manatee fo sho!"

"I went through two tubes of crest, after eating that hairy black manatee."

"I thought he was fat, until i saw the hairy black manatee he slayed last night!!!"
by XXforlife April 14, 2010
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Buff baby manatee

by Buff baby manatee June 12, 2021
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Manhater

A person, usually female, who despises, hates, and loathes the entire male population for no valid reason. The person, again usually female, belives that all men are scum no matter what and that all men are all lying, cheating, no good assholes. This idea is usually formed at birth, or because of a bad relationship with one particular male.
After what Rob did to Brandi, she has been a complete manhater!
by Toni Lawson August 7, 2006
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