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Malware Defense

A Brand of "scareware" that just appears on a victims computer often with the victim doing nothing to provoke it. It installs a program and states that certain viruses are infecting a victims computer that actually aren't. Eventually causes the system to freeze and crash and cancels out any antivirus software that maybe on the persons PC. It also pesters you into paying up to $50 for them to stop bombarding you with error messages. The software it just fucks up the system if the person purchases it.
With criminals injecting Malware Defense into victims computers, protective software isn't safe anymore.
by grizmeister April 21, 2010
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manabitch

To become a slave to The Beast and have your testicles carried around in her purse in a super tight clamp

A small, yet persistently annoying irritation that one is unable to get rid of through any means
He's been manabitch'd by that girl he hooked up with last week.

I've tried everything, but I still can't get rid of this manabitch.
by themadat April 21, 2010
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managbanag

dude... thats managbanag
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Manadore

A female who has a knack for luring multiple hott guys into her bed while avoiding feelings and attachment (the dangerous stuff)
Suzy is such a Manadore. Did you see her latest conquest? He was so hot!
by theforwardone June 21, 2013
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Formica Management

The management fault of appearing outwardly sophisticated, but underneath having the competence and substance of chipboard.
"They're a whacky company to deal with, but they've got Formica management"

Also used as "formica" to define similarly flimsy people, enterprises or governments.

ie "George Bush has a Formica administration"
by T I M April 26, 2007
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middle management

A person or persons whose sole reason for existing is to ensure maximum productivity from workers while paying them poverty wages.
American Workers: My productivity has risen 150% since Reagan's inauguration in 1981, but wages only went up 10%. I can't afford a house even if I got 10 years of wages on the spot and even the cost of an ambulance ride could make me homeless.

Middle Management: Too bad so sad. All the value from your productivity went into executive bonuses. Did you know? Bonuses are to be paid to upper management first, and then to workers if there's anything left over (hint: there isn't). That's the definition of a bonus as defined by Reagonomics.
by PortableBacon January 27, 2022
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bad vaginal management

a term used to describe a woman who can't decipher what men she should or shouldn't be having sex with. You will often hear women who have bad vaginal management complaining about their kids father's. Often referring to them as deadbeats, losers, etc.
Oh, her baby's daddy won't pay child support? You can't blame anyone but her and her bad vaginal management.
by HassThaGod December 28, 2014
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