Paul: Jesus has Mary come as the joker? She usually looks ok
Tom: Yeah dude she's a total make-up monster
Tom: Yeah dude she's a total make-up monster
by Marcabre October 27, 2015

Something the husband replied with when she said she looked like a boy before her boobs grew and no one here wants to tell her what it means.
Me: I looked like a boy, but now I don’t.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them now. You have a lot of ground to make up for.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them now. You have a lot of ground to make up for.
by The.wife. July 28, 2024

by CharpiPL December 3, 2019

by Ethans Fetish February 24, 2021

by -_-.stop May 29, 2016

haha too late I defined the undefinable- wait is that a word... uh oh!!
or maybe the person after me has anyway I already defined it so go away
or maybe the person after me has anyway I already defined it so go away
person1: man I cant find any empty word on urbandictionary!
person1: oh wait I know lets see if I can make it first...
person1: oh they already have I need to make a word up plz damit I wanted t-
*piano falling*
person1: oh wait I know lets see if I can make it first...
person1: oh they already have I need to make a word up plz damit I wanted t-
*piano falling*
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021

The person you pretend to be so that people will like you, you have friends, you can hold down a job and people want to date you.
by AdLibera January 23, 2021
