macram

A common name for stupid people and people who try be cool but fail to do it. People called macram also have a large thang and are proud to show it. The few words that descibe such a person will be brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, dull, dumb, dummy, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, laughable, loser*, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, out to lunch, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simple, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thick-headed, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless

I've tasted a macram while he was inside me as his thang came out of my mouth

by David O'Brian January 16, 2011

MacGayver

To use a combination of MacGyver-like and homosexual skills (playbill collecting, dress making, make-overs) to get out of any situation.

This can include using a single stick of gum to repair a dress on the red carpet, turning a hungover girlfriend into a presentable hottie by re-fashioning her scarf in to a slutty top or sashaying past a long entrance line at any club.

I got a single ticket in the 2nd mezzanine for the Lady GaGa concert but my girlfriends are going to be down in the orchestra. I'm going to have to MacGayver my way done there somehow...

by the_Dilley November 25, 2009

Macrackle

A lobster who is often called Macdaddy for his bent dick, and for invading the no no square

Damn Macrackle sure has a bent dick.

Macdaddy don't me there that is my no no square

by not a good man November 25, 2018

Maclayne

Super pretty. All the guys like her. She loves everyone and cares.

Woahhh Lets say hi to Maclayne, SHES hottt

by Cheeseisapoopnugget January 13, 2018

mccray

to squeeze a go gurt type yogurt tube up a female vagina and then to lick it out. beat when done while the yogurt is in semi frozen form.

tuna yogurtcunt stuffingyogurt/snatch slurping

man i mccrayed my girl last night and that fucking strawberry was awesome.
when you mccray a chick does it matter the flavor?or does it all end up tuna flavor

by hank the tank1 December 28, 2011

maclay

a bitch, nothing special and nobody can stand them. They always think they can boss everyone around. Not a good friend as soon as you turn your back they always have something bad to say about you and it’s normally not even true and they think life is a competition and has to have something better than you and they think they can beat everyone up but in reality they couldn’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag with a pocket knife. They’re all talk and if you meet one.. RUN

“ugh i can’t stand maclay”
“maclay is so rude”

by laelanij08 July 3, 2018

Macram

A name befitting someone with the ability to have a great time. Often you will see someone with this name going out of their way to help a friend! Usually someone who is good with instruments, but often someone who finds him/herself with a bit of a messiah complex. A person you will want around if the world is ending. Someone who enjoys making people laugh.

Wow, that guy with the underground bunker and a handsome beard sure has a real Macram air about him.

by Bonnie MoonHawk June 24, 2020