Macintosh

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if you edit skate videos and make music

Like, This one Guy says - Shit, this is my jam! Who made this tight ass beat!

And like, the guy that one guy is talking to, is all like - i did. on my macintosh

Macintosh by im that guy November 5, 2006

Macintosh

Computers made for the math is hard crowd who get scared at the mention of words like partition and interrupt.

All the computers in the lab are PCs.

Macintosh by Macs Are Toys July 16, 2008

macintosh

Mac OS fans always try to defend themselves about their choice. Sure, the Mac OS is better than Windows, but when they hear the word "Linux", they shut up and look like idiots, but they still believe their computers are high in specs.

Mac fan: Hey, I got this new MacBook Air! It's the thinnest laptop ever!
(Windows fan shuts up before he can say anything)
Linux fan: Really? Wow, it sure is expensive.
Mac fan: Yeah, but it has got dual core, 128 gigabytes of hard disk and 2 gigabytes of ram
Linux fan: But my laptop has more applications and games, twice your ram, three times your hard drive space and it still costs a thousand dollars less.
Mac fan: WTF YOU FAGGOT FAGG OFF YOU MOTHAFUCKA ASSHOL MY MACINTOSH IS BETTER 8YF6U93Y8XS6WYW84

macintosh by armyoflinuxfans November 8, 2009

Macintosh

The system where you can't do anything without Microsoft Windows.

"Buy a macintosh. Apple makes better computers."

Me: "Do me a favor and throw that in the trash." "Get a windows PC Instead."

Macintosh by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017

macintosh jardin 

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.

I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.

macintosh jardin by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018

Macintoshing 

Someone very annoying and everyone dislikes

"that guys a real macintoshing"

Macintoshing by Deeznutsintoshing September 25, 2021

Macintosh

an underpowered computer that only succeeded because the Apple IIGS was crippled so it didn't overtake the Macintosh. if the IIGS was made without restrictions Apple would be a very different company.

The IIGS should have been more powerful than the Macintosh.

Macintosh by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022