my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021

My ghost mom

The most sigma mom ever, also we got choked out by sugar fog together <3

Joshy j is still short btw

My ghost mom and I officially hate fake fog machines

by live laugh love msi October 27, 2025

My mom

A joke from Regular Show by Muscle Man. It's the opposite of "Your Mom", execpt now it's making fun of your own Mom instead of someone else's Mom.

"You know who else messed around a lot? My mom!"-Muscle Man

by Awesome Bloxy March 7, 2022

My mom's boyfriend

A fucking discord bit that has sex with our moms to make our tupperbox children/siblings/assholes.

Tupperbox/my mom's boyfriend: Tupper Registered!
Mom: Yes.
Legit the whole discord server: A child.

by Lavender The Bitch May 24, 2021

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

My mom

A motherly figure that is belonging to me.

I love my mom.

by HalalMeat5000 August 2, 2022

my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023