Married Mans Mongrel Maul

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.

I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.

by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011

cock sucking whore mongrel

it is a total bitch who sucks dick

sally you cock sucking whore mongrel is some thing you would yell at when your really pissed off

by kennedy f February 8, 2014

Mongrel

usually used to define a very beautiful and mysterious person whom everybody loves and respects.Very charming and funny and humorous.real beautiful inside and out

she’s such a mongrel

by mongereel2 October 13, 2019

cock mongrel

somebody whos being a little shit and/or wayy to horny

ex:"holy fuckin shit dude, jenna was being such a motherfuckin cock mongrel in there! im suprised nobodys fucked her yet"
ex2:" oh my fucking god kelsey youre such a fuckin cock mongrel"

by ilovelivya December 25, 2023

Cock mongrel

Maicy Rasmus

That Maicy Rasmus is a real cock mongrel

by Resident rump May 17, 2023

Mongrel

A derogatory name you would call someone meaning keed.

"What are your thoughts on Reidy Boi?"

"What a Mongrel."

by ZaneyP00 March 7, 2022

Mongrelating

being so feral and disgusting at the same time doing things that a mongrel often does in a horrible but funny way, often while on the piss/ getting para/ getting fucked up

'what are you up to you filthy human?’

'im just mongrelating...’

‘fuck your one seedy prick, im keen to mongrelate later on at that party’.

by keith-gary December 20, 2010