Maguired

The act of cumming when you stumble upon a child

Dude when I saw that kid I kind of Maguired a little.

by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 17, 2018

Maguired

A move in sports especially football where a player dribbles another causing the dribbled to run off the ball and showing their back to the dribbler in the process

Broja maguired Zouma to score in last night's game.

by IBK90 March 03, 2022

Maguired

To have become catastrophically, criminally, incontinently drunk - against one's will, and all good sense - because someone called Maguire made you do so for their own sick amusement.

"So sorry I didn't turn up for that last court date, your Honour, I got Maguired."

by scunnydelight June 15, 2022

Maguirism

A condition where your body turns into a fridge and you can't move. People you try to help end up suffering because of you.

Jane used to be so hot. Now she's become a fridge. Looks like she's got Maguirism.
He helped his friends complete their homework. Now nobody wants his help. Oh no maybe that is maguiristic act.

by Not my Real Name :| December 30, 2021

tyler maguire

Big booty muscle boy. Very sexy but has a micro penis due to his roids. Pretends he is not gay but everyone knows the truth.

Tyler Maguire (big booty and muscles) *touches Talos' legs*

by Gigachad420 July 08, 2022

Lizzy Maguire

Verb

When you fap in front of a person, double pump them and pull-out.

Example 1: I was with Mandy, scared my parents would could home so I Lizzy Maguire'd her quick.
Example 2: SKT T1 got Lizzy Maguire'd by Gen G

Example 3: woman 1: Hey, how was your evening last night with John Doe?
woman 2: Not great, he Lizzy Maguired me.

by SuperJarydtvtube September 09, 2020

National Maguire day

A day created to celebrate Tobey Maguires legacy as spiderman

May 3rd

Me-Did you look at the date today

Mr.Tunawombocombo- No

Me- it's national Maguire day

by Canibinoid420 November 02, 2021