Dr. Maguire

It's impossible to tell if anything he said is a compliment or an insult/

Dr. Maguire: " You are such an absolute complete failure at nothing. "

Me: " Wat "

by table_eater_75 May 8, 2023

Maguired

The act of cumming when a child is present

Dude I Maguired when I saw those kids.

by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 16, 2018

Maguire

The worst player in football history

Your football skills are so bad! You’re even worse than Maguire !

by GOAT Cristiano Messi September 1, 2023

Maguire

1. Harry Maguire

2. a last name

Harry Maguire is a fucking slab-head

by Creasmcdhncf September 9, 2023

Maguired

To have become catastrophically, criminally, incontinently drunk - against one's will, and all good sense - because someone called Maguire made you do so for their own sick amusement.

"So sorry I didn't turn up for that last court date, your Honour, I got Maguired."

by scunnydelight June 15, 2022

Maguire

Someone so shit at football that they score multiple own goals

That boy Prince is such a Maguire

by Iswallowcomewouldjablowme May 16, 2023

joseph maguire

One sexy cunt that will go the ends of the earth to please his girlfriend

Joseph maguire is a simp

by Patricia wag wan fam April 13, 2020