T.W.M.F.T.

(toom foot) Acronym for the phrase; Total Waste of My Fucking Time.

That meeting was a T.W.M.F.T.

by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

W.W.M.R.D

What would Mr. Rogers Do. Referencing the wwjd (what would Jesus do) but instead of Jesus it's all of are favorite neighbor Mr. Rogers

Friend: God this guy is being really mean to me
Me: Hey cheer up just remember W.W.M.R.D
Friend: Your right he might just be having a bad day and might need a shoulder to cry on. Thanks

by Nairnia January 12, 2020

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

W.M.L.

Whatever Major Loser

Mercedes: You suck!

Michaelito: W.M.L.!!!

by Nick Ang August 28, 2008

W.M.G.A.S.

"Watch me giving a shit" look at me while i give a shit about you say , do, think ,etc.

A: I bought a new car...
B: W.M.G.A.S.!!!!

by pelado32 November 6, 2008

w.d.i.m.y.w.a.y.d.w.h.m

for the people who’ve been in abusive relationships you would probably know it but if you don’t here’s what it means...
why do i miss you all you did was hit me.

if you can read this i’m sorry 😔
w.d.i.m.y.w.a.y.d.w.h.m

by relationshipthings November 27, 2020

W.M.D.

1. Weapons of Mass Deception
2. Bullshit
3. An excuse for a douche-bag to blow America's grand-children's future and fill a generation's worth of body-bags for his own ends (and probable profits).

W.M.D.s weren't Saddam Hussein's domain, it's what Dubya fed the American people to justify filling his and his crony's pockets.

by J Q Public August 4, 2007