An extremely hirsute man, sometimes of dual nationality.
He is smart and hot in equal measure.
Also possesses the ability to roll a perfect spliff every time, a legendary skill coveted by all.
Men want to be him, women want to lick him all over.
He is smart and hot in equal measure.
Also possesses the ability to roll a perfect spliff every time, a legendary skill coveted by all.
Men want to be him, women want to lick him all over.
Girl 1: Hey babe, look at that hot hairy sex monkey over there.....
Girl 2: I heard he can skin up and fist you at the same time..
Girl 1: Oh my god, he's such a lozz.. I WANT HIM
Girl 2: I heard he can skin up and fist you at the same time..
Girl 1: Oh my god, he's such a lozz.. I WANT HIM
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A girl that seems sweet and nice, but turns out to be a complete bitch determined to screw up her life as well as the lives of others.
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noun:
1. A lizzard, here, may be defined as any individual belonging to the group of women, named Elizabeth, who are known by their common nickname Lizz and who in some way or another resemble a real life lizard. A Lizzard King is the kind of man who serially dates Lizzards because he has terrible taste in women and none of his friends ever say anything to him about it.
2. In all likelihood, Lizard King probably just misspelled with two instead of one "Z''. He's still King of the Lizards, though.
noun:
1. A lizzard, here, may be defined as any individual belonging to the group of women, named Elizabeth, who are known by their common nickname Lizz and who in some way or another resemble a real life lizard. A Lizzard King is the kind of man who serially dates Lizzards because he has terrible taste in women and none of his friends ever say anything to him about it.
2. In all likelihood, Lizard King probably just misspelled with two instead of one "Z''. He's still King of the Lizards, though.
1:
John: Dude, she looks like a reptile.
Jerry: You mean Elizabeth?
John: Yea. She's a total Lizzard—oh shit it's Henry!
Notorious Lizzard King Henry: John, did you just say Lizzard!? Where? That way? Are you pointing that way? You are pointing that way? Ok, ok I'm going!
2:
Lizard 1: Hsssss!
Lizard 2: Hsssss?
Lizards 1&2: Hsss-hsss!!
Lizzard King: That's right, bitchessssssss!
John: Dude, she looks like a reptile.
Jerry: You mean Elizabeth?
John: Yea. She's a total Lizzard—oh shit it's Henry!
Notorious Lizzard King Henry: John, did you just say Lizzard!? Where? That way? Are you pointing that way? You are pointing that way? Ok, ok I'm going!
2:
Lizard 1: Hsssss!
Lizard 2: Hsssss?
Lizards 1&2: Hsss-hsss!!
Lizzard King: That's right, bitchessssssss!
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